mid-terms over ...back to life

i am the king of mid-terms! rocked those bitches.

i have been thinking about joining a private gym of one. just me. i cant stand when i go to work out and there are people already there working out, how dare they. now, i should say that most of the people i don't mind, but there are a few that when i see them in the window as i walk up i really feel like turning around and walking home. let me introduce you to a few.

~'old smelly guy' this guy plays the TV at full volume while watching either 'the view' or some awful black and white movie that no one has ever heard of. i wouldn't mind him so much if he didn't follow me to the water fountain EVERY time i get a drink and try to spark up a conversation with me and the only thing i want to talk to him about is how bad his breath is. it smells like a combination of coffee, ass, and dry cat food.

~'skinny pink bitch' this lady is always dressed in something pink. pink shirt, pink shorts, pink shoes, pink hair tie, pink shoe laces. and she has no need to work out and normally she does almost nothing anyway, WHY IS SHE HERE??? she does a lot of stretching and then lifts the 5 pound weight twice and walks around for a while then comes back an lifts them four times. that would not be so annoying if she didn't do it right in front of the weight rack so i have to reach around or in front of here to get some weights so then i feel like a perv. if you are not going to work, dont get in my way so i can...seriously.

~everyones favorite 'the grunter' this guy is not in the gym very often but when he is there he makes it unbearable for everyone. i would have to say that this grunter is not your typical grunter. he is not overly huge, he looks like a runner or anorexic. he is so loud and he is not lifting THAT much weight, like his dumb bell pressing 30 pounds...no need to scream like you are getting an intimate waxing. and when you are done with your set...no need to throw the weights down and walk around like you just scaled everest and your are king shit. you are not king shit, you are lame.

i feel better. thanks for listening.

weigh in saturday morning before work

song of the day "I've Just Seen a Face" from the Across the Universe sound track ...such a great movie. it gets a little trippy in the middle, but if you can get past that it is a good movie.